Okay, Elsa, you now have two Oscars and one BILLION dollars. Time to end this winter.
Leonardo DiCaprio is always a bridesmaid, never a bride.
NO IM DYING STOP
I am absolutely going to smack my boss. She’s eating Cheetos LOUDER THAN I EVER THOUGHT HUMANLY POSSIBLE IT IS SO GROSS
humans are so cute, when we say goodbye we put our arms around each other and to show we love someone we bring them flowers. we say hello by holding each other’s hand, and sometimes tiny little dewdrops form in our eyes. for pleasure we listen to arrangements of sounds, press our lips together, smoke dried leaves, get drunk off of old fruit. we’re all just little animals, falling in love and having breakfast beneath billions of stars
And ten years later, this is still hot…
This will never not be hot
Kili looks utterly terrified and nervous like “Oh god, will he like me? Will there be food? Are we late? are we too early? Will I be as majestic as Thorin?”
And Fili is all “i came here to fuck bitches.”