I'm Sam, an undergrad student at a university in the middle of nowhere. I play tabletop games, watch cancelled TV shows, and write books. I learn about ancient religions, compose beat poetry, and critique films. I pretend to be Kristen Wiig and avoid the police on my unregistered moped. My life is a collage of mediocrity, media, and magic, and I wouldn't have it any other way.
I’m eating fish custard and popcorn for dinner.
I just genuinely like fish custard. Enough to eat it for dinner.